A golf challenge is on its way with the British Open Championship beginning July 16th at Royal Liverpool, England, or Hoylake, as it is commonly called, with some of the world’s leading golf champions!
Join us – golfers and non-golfers – to add fun to the Open Championship and compete for a chance to win a dinner gift certificate to a local restaurant! Post your guess here as to who will win and add a comment to tell us why you chose this player.
**Also win a Starbucks card for the funniest golf story you have been involved in or witnessed or heard about.
If you don’t know anything about golf or the players, check out the links in our newsletter. Vote now or wait until the deadline at the start of the third round. If there is more than one winner, a draw will take place for the prize. The winner will be announced in our next newsletter. Good Luck!
Previous Contests
The Masters 2014 Golf Tournament Contes
The 2013 Open Championship Contest
The Masters 2012 Golf Tournament Contest
My pick for this year is Adam Scott.
One day a man, who had been stranded on a deserted island for over 10 years, saw a speck on the horizon. He thought to himself, “It’s certainly not a ship.” And, as the speck got closer and closer, he began to rule out the possibilities of a small boat and even a raft.
Suddenly, there emerged from the surf a figure wearing a black wet suit.
The swimmer put aside the scuba gear and the top of the wet suit. There stood a drop-dead gorgeous blonde!
The glamorous blonde strode up to the stunned man and said to him, “Tell me, how long has it been since you’ve had a cigarette?”
“Ten years,” replied the amazed man.
With that, she reached over and unzipped a waterproof pocket on the left sleeve of her wet suit, and pulled out a fresh pack of cigarettes.
He takes one, lights it, and takes a long drag. “Wonderful!” said the man, “that is so good! I’d almost forgotten how great a smoke can be!”
“And how long has it been since you’ve had a drop of good Scotch whisky?” asked the blonde.
Trembling, the castaway replied, “Ten years.”
Hearing that, the blonde reached over to her right sleeve and unzipped a pocket. Then she removed a flask and handed it to him.
He opened the flask and took a long drink. “‘It is nectar!” exclaimed the man. “It is truly fantastic!!!”
At this point the gorgeous blonde started to slowly unzip the long front of her wet suit, right down the middle. She looked at the trembling man and asked, “And how long has it been since you played around?”
With tears in his eyes, the man fell to his knees and sobbed, “Have mercy, woman! Don’t tell me you’ve got golf clubs in there, too!”
HaHa! Great joke!
My pick for this year is Adam Scott.
One day a man, who had been stranded on a deserted island for over 10 years, saw a speck on the horizon. He thought to himself, “It’s certainly not a ship.” And, as the speck got closer and closer, he began to rule out the possibilities of a small boat and even a raft.
Suddenly, there emerged from the surf a figure wearing a black wet suit.
The swimmer put aside the scuba gear and the top of the wet suit. There stood a drop-dead gorgeous blonde!
The glamorous blonde strode up to the stunned man and said to him, “Tell me, how long has it been since you’ve had a cigarette?”
“Ten years,” replied the amazed man.
With that, she reached over and unzipped a waterproof pocket on the left sleeve of her wet suit, and pulled out a fresh pack of cigarettes.
He takes one, lights it, and takes a long drag. “Wonderful!” said the man, “that is so good! I’d almost forgotten how great a smoke can be!”
“And how long has it been since you’ve had a drop of good Scotch whisky?” asked the blonde.
Trembling, the castaway replied, “Ten years.”
Hearing that, the blonde reached over to her right sleeve and unzipped a pocket. Then she removed a flask and handed it to him.
He opened the flask and took a long drink. “‘It is nectar!” exclaimed the man. “It is truly fantastic!!!”
At this point the gorgeous blonde started to slowly unzip the long front of her wet suit, right down the middle. She looked at the trembling man and asked, “And how long has it been since you played around?”
With tears in his eyes, the man fell to his knees and sobbed, “Have mercy, woman! Don’t tell me you’ve got golf clubs in there, too!”
HaHa! Great joke!
My pick is an “outsider” – Tiger Woods !!!
Three unmarried men were waiting to tee off when the starter walked up to them and said, “You see that beautiful blonde practicing her putting?”
“Her? Wow, she is truly beautiful”, all three men said.
“She is a good golfer”, he continued, “And she would like to hook up with a group. None of the other groups will play with a woman. Can she play with you? She will not hold you up, I promise.”
They looked at each other and said, “Sure! She can certainly join us”
Just as the starter had promised, the woman played well and kept up. Plus, the three men kept noticing that she was very attractive.
When they reached the 18th hole, the blonde said that if she sank her 18 footer, she would break 80 for the first time. “Guys, I am so excited about breaking 80 that I have to tell you something. I had a really great time playing with you. I can tell you all really like golf. I want you to know that I am single, and want to marry a man who loves golf as much as I do. If one of you guys can read this putt correctly, and I make it, I will marry whichever of you was right”.
All three jumped at the opportunity. The first man looked over the putt and said, ” I see it breaking ten inches, left to right”. The second looked it over from all sides and said, “No, I see it breaking eight inches right to left”.
The third man looked at the woman, looked at the ball, and said, “Pick it up. It’s good !!!!”.
I choose Justen Rose
I have to take Graham Delat
It’s his turn
Peter, I’ve heard this one over the years and I still like it!
My pick is an “outsider” – Tiger Woods !!!
Three unmarried men were waiting to tee off when the starter walked up to them and said, “You see that beautiful blonde practicing her putting?”
“Her? Wow, she is truly beautiful”, all three men said.
“She is a good golfer”, he continued, “And she would like to hook up with a group. None of the other groups will play with a woman. Can she play with you? She will not hold you up, I promise.”
They looked at each other and said, “Sure! She can certainly join us”
Just as the starter had promised, the woman played well and kept up. Plus, the three men kept noticing that she was very attractive.
When they reached the 18th hole, the blonde said that if she sank her 18 footer, she would break 80 for the first time. “Guys, I am so excited about breaking 80 that I have to tell you something. I had a really great time playing with you. I can tell you all really like golf. I want you to know that I am single, and want to marry a man who loves golf as much as I do. If one of you guys can read this putt correctly, and I make it, I will marry whichever of you was right”.
All three jumped at the opportunity. The first man looked over the putt and said, ” I see it breaking ten inches, left to right”. The second looked it over from all sides and said, “No, I see it breaking eight inches right to left”.
The third man looked at the woman, looked at the ball, and said, “Pick it up. It’s good !!!!”.
I choose Justen Rose
I have to take Graham Delat
It’s his turn
Peter, I’ve heard this one over the years and I still like it!
The winner is Martin Kaymer. No one else is playing as good at majors then him.
The winner is Martin Kaymer. No one else is playing as good at majors then him.
Adam Scott will win this year.
Adam Scott will win this year.
Cousin Justin Rose !!!Why….He has a great last name!!
Cousin Justin Rose !!!Why….He has a great last name!!
Jordan Spieth is my pick
Jordan Spieth is my pick
Rory mcllroy this year, because my father in law says so.
Rory mcllroy this year, because my father in law says so.
My pick is Charl Schwartzel.
My funny story is that I played at one of Tim’s golf tournaments. ’nuff said! lol (jk Tim)
after this Tim may not let me play again…
My pick is Charl Schwartzel.
My funny story is that I played at one of Tim’s golf tournaments. ’nuff said! lol (jk Tim)
after this Tim may not let me play again…
Sergio Garcia, he’s in a good place in his head right now…
Sergio Garcia, he’s in a good place in his head right now…
Rory Mcllroy played a great 4 rounds of golf and lead wire to wire at the latest Open Championship. The winner of this years contest is Marc Giroux who was the only client to pick the winner!! Congrats Marc.
Great content by some of the regular’s and Peter wins a Starbucks Card!
Thanks to everyone for playing.
Timothy.
Rory Mcllroy played a great 4 rounds of golf and lead wire to wire at the latest Open Championship. The winner of this years contest is Marc Giroux who was the only client to pick the winner!! Congrats Marc.
Great content by some of the regular’s and Peter wins a Starbucks Card!
Thanks to everyone for playing.
Timothy.